document.writeln('<TABLE BGcolor="00ffff" CELLSPACING=1 CELLPADDING=4 width=400 height=60><TR height=30><TD width=398 BGcolor=black><FONT FACE="tw cen mt" color="red" SIZE=2><center>"I Have Dork Pride!": <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/diaryring.phtml?ring=dorks&a=p">pre</A> - <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/diaryring.phtml?ring=dorks&a=n">post</A> - <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/diaryring.phtml?ring=dorks&a=r">groping blindly</A> - <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/rings.phtml?ring=dorks">I&#039;m a Dork, too!</A></center></font> </tr></td><tr height=30><td bgcolor=black><FONT FACE="tw cen mt" color="red" size=1><b> <center><A HREF="http://megmarch.diaryland.com/">The Highwumpus Dork</a> &#124; <A HREF="http://diaryland.com">::giggle giggle SNORT giggle::</A></b></center></FONT></TR></TD></TABLE>')