document.writeln('<TABLE BGCOLOR="black" CELLSPACING=1 CELLPADDING=4><TD BGCOLOR="#999999"><FONT FACE="verdana" color="black" SIZE=1>So I Married an Axe Murderer: <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/diaryring.phtml?ring=simaaxmurder&a=n">I&#039;m afraid you&#039;re going to kuh-leave me!</A> - <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/diaryring.phtml?ring=simaaxmurder&a=p">Heed! Pants! Now!</A> - <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/diaryring.phtml?ring=simaaxmurder&a=r">I like the nightlife. I like to boogie.</A> - <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/diaryring.phtml?ring=simaaxmurder&a=r">Because he puts an addictive chemical in his chicken that makes ya crave it fortnightly, smartass!</A> - <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/rings.phtml?ring=simaaxmurder">I find it interesting that you call The Weekly World News &#039;the paper&#039;. A paper contains facts.</A> - <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/diaryring.phtml?ring=simaaxmurder&a=r">I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.</A> - <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/diaryring.phtml?ring=simaaxmurder&a=r">If ya think I&#039;m sexy and ya want my body come on baby let me know!</A> - <A HREF="http://members.diaryland.com/edit/rings.phtml&#63;ring=simaaxmurder">Harriet.  Harry-ette!  Hard-hearted harbinger of haggis.</A> - <A HREF="http://diaryland.com">S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y...night!</A></FONT></TD></TABLE>')